Conversations with a Turkish Seer
So this is how it started…
Me thinking aloud: Dude…. Why the fuck do Jews have all the money???
Seer: Dude its all about familial culture and the Torah….Spiritual backgrounds dating back more than 2000 years. The Jews have been a persecuted lot…they understood early enough that the only way to survive is by making money….and the best tool to make money is education….They established mercantilism, the first banks, the first fiscal policies….Its not that their IQ is better than the average African or Indian….Money begets power…and power begets money…
Me thinking aloud: Dude…. Why the fuck do Jews have all the money???
Seer: Dude its all about familial culture and the Torah….Spiritual backgrounds dating back more than 2000 years. The Jews have been a persecuted lot…they understood early enough that the only way to survive is by making money….and the best tool to make money is education….They established mercantilism, the first banks, the first fiscal policies….Its not that their IQ is better than the average African or Indian….Money begets power…and power begets money…
The average Russian Jew celebrates by drinking Vodka and playing chess…the average Kurds idea of spring break is throwing stones at cops and firing AK 47s in the air that kill 9 kids….. (Sidebar: Kalashnikov recently got into the Vodka business)…Fuck yeah
(Conversation moves on to Gödel, Escher and Bach….and after a brief hiatus)
Dude they have this AI thingie…it started out as a university project….feed info into a computer….and you can have conversations with it…..Jus imagine a day when the computer becomes self aware…..the supreme intellectual…..would that prove that believing in God is a fallacy…you have a computer that has all the answers…. people would start worshippin it…..
Me: To most folk God is an abstraction….A concept that gives you hope….when all seems lost…you need to hear a voice that’s reassuring…something that says…everythings gonna be alright….as long as people need hope….the God Concept would reign supreme….
Seer: Yeah I guess you are right….Fuck this…lets go get some p@#$%
(8 beers, 8 glasses of whiskey straight, coupla hours of fiddling with the piano at the local pub….
Net Result: He gets a phone number….while I sit in a corner…nursing a hangover)
(Conversation moves on to Gödel, Escher and Bach….and after a brief hiatus)
Dude they have this AI thingie…it started out as a university project….feed info into a computer….and you can have conversations with it…..Jus imagine a day when the computer becomes self aware…..the supreme intellectual…..would that prove that believing in God is a fallacy…you have a computer that has all the answers…. people would start worshippin it…..
Me: To most folk God is an abstraction….A concept that gives you hope….when all seems lost…you need to hear a voice that’s reassuring…something that says…everythings gonna be alright….as long as people need hope….the God Concept would reign supreme….
Seer: Yeah I guess you are right….Fuck this…lets go get some p@#$%
(8 beers, 8 glasses of whiskey straight, coupla hours of fiddling with the piano at the local pub….
Net Result: He gets a phone number….while I sit in a corner…nursing a hangover)
posted by triple distilled | 4:18 PM
12 Comments:
lol.but funny how the jews seemed to hav got the best of evrything. they hav money, half of hollywood is jewish so they have creativity, and their parents care enuf to circumcise their kids by compulsion so u nevr catch dirty pee diseases. lucky bastards.
they are a screwed up lot....but hv most of the questions figured out
me me i want free pron.
cant get no satisfaction....
What a cliched cacophonic tune have you strung, the earlier ethnic sound seemed better than this attempted global theme.
i havent strung nothing...its a matter of fact conversation written word for word as i remembered it...
strung is a medievel word for compose, but in the present world as many of its kin has attained a pseudonym of being told to fabricate.
You can choose to decide what i would have meant, but it need not always be true. Look inbetween lines, it would have more to offer to think.
dei...i wasnt offering any global ethos thingie...twas jus a conversation...thats what im implying...no agendas here...no mukti morchas or pangeological sympathies...
dey, you never had to give an explanation, i was just trying to be the bully:), summa scene maachi:)
youre posts are hilarious. Wrt the AI thingie - why reinvent the man?
a better question would be..why reinvent mankind???
a self aware system would encompass all human knowledge that it has encountered from its conception to rebirth...
one mite also call it purushottam...supreme being...
how come i havent come across this earlier.man ur writing has always been hilarious rgt from school days
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